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Mmmm…shortbread…

I’m just enjoying one of life’s pleasures: a cup of tea and a finger of shortbread. Anything that is 31% real butter (as the Walker’s shortbread package touts) can’t be wrong.

P.S.: I didn’t notice that my fingers slipped while I was typing and I added extra t at the end of “tea”. That would have made it a “cup of teat” which, I guess, is its own pleasure and a quite the Freudian slip.

Appetite for Destruction

Summer 1988: Camp Tawingo, I was eleven years old. The summer soundtrack? Gn’R’s Appetite for Destruction. I remember that waking up to the guitar riff of Welcome to the Jungle on a daily basis. It was a little shocking (especially the liner notes and Robert Williams’ robot rape). At the time, I think I made myself not like it but, secretly, it was etching itself into my musical fabric.

And now, I enjoy watering plants to the album.

Coke Blak is more like Coke Blech

I got a bottle of Coke Blak as a thank-you from Sony for hoaring some personal data at the Eaton Centre earlier this week. For those of you who aren’t in the know, Blak (c’s are so un-cool…oops…I mean un-ool) is Coke and Coffee. I mean, it’s a “carbonated fusion beverage.” And it sucks.

Listen to this marketing drivel:

“Coca-Cola Blak is a sophisticated, premium blend of Coca-Cola, natural flavors and coffee essence. The effervescence and rich flavor of Coca-Cola Blak provide the perfect pick-me-up for people looking for new ways to stay refreshed any time of the day or night.”

Here’s my take: a smaller bottle than regular coke, sweetened with aspartame (which, according to some, isn’t good for you), a crappy coffee-ish aftertaste and a premium price. If I want a coffee, I’ll have a coffee. If I want a carbonated cola beverage, I’ll get a cola.

Lucky me!

Oh joy! Not only do the Masons want me to join, they’re going to give me a share of 2.5 million dollars (US no less!):

To: gXvXn@yorku.ca
Subject: Dear Benefactor Of 2006 Masory Grant
From: Secretary Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road

Dear Benefactor Of 2006 Masory Grant,
The Freemason society of Bournemout under the jurisdiction of the all Seeing Eye, Master Nicholas Brenner has after series of secret deliberations selected you to be a beneficiary of our 2006 foundation laying grants and also an optional opening at the round table of the Freemason society.

These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of theFreemasons as stated by Thomas Paine in 1808 which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man and toenhance mans living conditions.

We will also advice that these funds which amount to USD2.5million be used to better the lot of man through your own initiative and also we will go further to inform that the open slot to become a Freemason is optional, you can decline the offer.

In order to claim your grant, contact the Grand Lodge Office co-secretary

Dr.Lavine Ferdon Ferdon
Grand Lodge Office Co-Secretary’s
email: (lav_ferdon_legal_law@excite.com)
Dr.Lavine Ferdon Ferdon,
Co-Secretary Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road,
Bournemouth.

Sir David Hurley,
Secretary Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road,

Two things that I love about this scam. First: The email is written so that you get the ideas that these Masons are somewhere in England (“The Freemason society of Bournemout”; “Holdenhurst Road” are names that seem straight out of some BBC eight hour drama), yet the prize is quotes as being US dollars. WTF? Second: Not only does Dr. Lavine Ferdon Ferdon have the most ridiculous sounding name in the world but am I to believe that a Doctor of Law’s email address is an excite webmail account? Riiight.

Home from Nova Scotia

Fishers and some spray

Fishers and some spray,
originally uploaded by Gavatron.

I got home last night from EECOM 06 & Nova Scotia. I was there presenting a paper / workshop with Dad. Nova Scotia was gorgeous in all it’s maritime rustic glory.

The conference itself was meh (I mean our presentation was outstanding, of course) as far as intellectual stimulation, but was great for the chance to get out of Ontario for a couple of days.

We arrived late Wednesday night so that we could join a pre-conference trip to St. Catherine’s River & the seaside adjunct of Kejimkujik National Park. The day was fantastic (sunny & warm) and we got a chance to walk along the Atlantic Ocean. What was not to like?

Corn Plastic to the (?) Rescue

Lee, Katie and I had a discussion a ways back on the use of plastic bags for picking up dog shit. Our chat was along these lines: Given that plastic bags seem to be the easiest way to do pick shit up, and since plastic bags seem to be symptomatic of our “convenience today for a hellish tomorrow” culture, is there such thing as a good plastic bag? Or, putting it another (awkward) way, is there a “less-bad” plastic bag?

We considered re-using those plastic bags that we seem to accumulate through daily living. The cost is agreeable (hidden in the price of groceries for example), but does nothing to address the concern with plastic bags’ longevity. As well, since we shop with re-usable bags now and generally say “no thanks” when offered a plastic bag elsewhere in life, we would seemingly have to take a step back to get our supply.

We also considered bio-degradable plastic bags. At the local “green living” store, Grassroots, we could buy 30 Scoopies bags for $4.50 that are supposed to “disappear” in 18 months (whatever that means). That’s about $ 0.15 a bag. But for someone living in an apartment building, without access to a compost bin, these bags would end up going into the garbage. Hidden under dozens of feet of waste, even the most biodegradable stuff in the world won’t disappear for dozens of years (not enough oxygen down there for microbes to do their thang’).

Right now we’re purchasing 50 small bags for $0.99 at Honest Ed’s, which works out to $0.02 a dump. This is (seemingly) the least-sustainable choice. But here’s some food for thought from the Smithsonian Magazine that seems to defy common sense and perhaps makes our choice of bags a “better” one:

According to a biodegradability standard that Mojo helped develop, PLA is said to decompose into carbon dioxide and water in a “controlled composting environment” in fewer than 90 days. What’s a controlled composting environment? Not your backyard bin, pit or tumbling barrel. It’s a large facility where compost—essentially, plant scraps being digested by microbes into fertilizer—reaches 140 degrees for ten consecutive days. So, yes, as PLA advocates say, corn plastic is “biodegradable.” But in reality very few consumers have access to the sort of composting facilities that can make that happen. NatureWorks has identified 113 such facilities nationwide—some handle industrial food-processing waste or yard trimmings, others are college or prison operations—but only about a quarter of them accept residential foodscraps collected by municipalities.

Link: Corn Plastic to the Rescue

I’m flipping out

I'm flipping

I’m flipping,
originally uploaded by Gavatron.

Just got back from a week at a cottage (not the cottage, as we don’t own it). My most impressive accomplishment? Learning how to do a front flip (thanks to my amazing diving coach / girlfriend). All kinds of photographic evidence of the trip on Flickr (click on the photograph to go and see).

Now I just have to figure out what I missed in the Baseball pool while I was away…